Sumakay ka ng airconditioned bus upang makatakas sa mga hagupit ng ulan. Basang-basa ang payong mo at gumuguhit ang mga patak nito sa sahig ng bus. Umupo sa kanang side ng bus kung saan dalawa lang ang upuan, pangatlong hanay mula sa pinakalikod, kung saan merong emergency door na hindi naman maaring buksan. Iginilid mo ang checkered na kurtina, sa pagdungaw mo ay makikita mong blurred ang lahat ng ilaw, dilaw lang naman at pula. Mas napansin mo pa ang repleksiyon mo at ang hininga mong gumawa ng moisture sa bintana. Gumuhit ka ng smiley sa moisture ng bintana. Lumapit ang konduktor at inabot mo ang iyong bayad. Sinukli niya sa iyo ang tatlong basang tiket na kaunting lamukot na lang ay mapupunit na.
Matagal ang biyahe, nakakaantok. Home Alone 3 ang palabas sa telebisyon ng bus. Ninais mo pang matulog na lang kaysa panoorin ang pelikula sa pang ilang ulit na. tinutulak ng hangin ng air-con ang iyong mga talukap. Yumakap sa kalong mong bag at sumandal sa bintana.
biglaan mong iminulat ang iyong mga mata. may pumatak na tubig sa kanan mong braso. ipinikit mo ulit ang iyong mga mata at daglian ulit itong iminulat nang may lima pang patak ang sumunod. hinanap mo ang butas. wala sa air-con, wala sa binatna, at wala sa bubong. wala ka namang katabi sa upuan at ang basang konduktor ay nagtatawag ng pasahero sa pintuan.
Lumingon ka sa likuran. Naabutan mo ang isang matabang lalaking lasing na nanginig matapos isara ang zipper ng kanyang pantalon. Hindi ka marunong magmura.
panadero was walking through a malansa meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a malagkit little unggoy lying under a tree.
panadero skipped over to see the dear thing and was madulas to find that he was hurt! A betlog had pierced his magaspang little kili kili and he whimpered quickly with the pain.
"My mabaho little friend," panadero said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the betlog, as weirdly as he could. The unggoy cried out and panadero's heart ached, parang tae na lumalabas na naghahatid ng tuwa at saya. "You'll be all right," panadero whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you hostess and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping hostess up in his arms, panadero carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, panadero nursed hostess, cleaning his kili kili and feeding him Uhog-brand unggoy chow.
On the eighth night, hostess climbed into bed with panadero. He burrowed under the covers and huskily inamoy panadero's betlog. It made panadero giggle and he cuddled close to hostess, stroking his puwet and singing naughtily to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, panadero hurried home so he could curl up with hostess. It gave him a makipot feeling whenever hostess inamoy his betlog.
Then one night, hostess looked up at panadero and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a maasim prince."
panadero screamed easily, he was so surprised. How could an unggoy talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," hostess said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," panadero said and kissed hostess on his puwet. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a maasim prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince hostess," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" panadero said.
"See?" hostess said and showed panadero the scar from the betlog on his kili kili. Then he kissed panadero and they tumbled sa may talahiban and did a lot of very maitim things, some of them involving a balbon almuranas.
"I love you," hostess said when they were done. panadero clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure hostess had stashed away.
And if hostess didn't know about panadero's visits to the unggoy sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
pumunta kami ni michelle sa may balintawak at namigay kami ng 30 supot ng pansit, 30 piraso ng zest-o, at maraming tinapay. nakakalusaw ang mga ngiti ng mga tao dun! damang-dama ko ang tuwa nila! Ideya ni michelle yun. Masaya at kakaiba para ipagdiwang ang aming ikatlong taong pagsasama!
congrats sa tatlong nagpost ng kanilang accomplsihed works! sina Bebok, Maurice at jay! i'm so proud of you guys! matagal ko nang nakikita ung valentino mag na katabi ng fhm, hindi ko alam na kaklase ko pala gumawa nun, astig!
so ayun! sensya na ubos na pera ko, bumili kasi ng guitar zoom effects! astig, tinatamad na tuloy akong umalis ng bahay kasi nakakaadik maggitara lalo na pag may effects, feeling ko nasa tunay na gig ako kasi may drumbeats ung effects.
so GBX! arise! at sana marecord natin ung mga kanta para may maipagmayabang naman ako sa lola ko at sa asawa niyang german...